Trolling Katy Perry


"No Regrets, Just Trolling" - Katy Perry.
PS. THIS BLOG IS 97% MADE OF IRONY. thanks. *poop emoji*


Anonymous asks: Ur acc is so perf like make me laugh muchly xoxo

thank u buy this is how we do on itunes

"heyyy can you check out my blog?"

Petition to turn the This Is How We Do twerking ice cream into an emoji

stahp jessie g

she’s watching you (and probably making anon comments on how awful you are)

she’s watching you (and probably making anon comments on how awful you are)

praiselordbeyonce asks: r u katy perry

no…… who told u dat?

Anonymous asks: What do you think about all the "satanic" allegations about Katy? I agree that it was really dark but at the same time both of her parents are pastors/preachers/etc.

I’m 100% sure katy’s the reincarnation of the devil katy’s just goofing around and people take her too seriously, that’s actually the cause of more than half of the problems in her career lol. In her latest Rolling Stone mag interview she talked - again - about her perception of “God” and how she doesn’t believe in the christian idea of it, therefore, she also does not believe in satan, because those are two antagonist forces who depend on one another to co-exist in the religion they’re built in.

*remembers katy perry has a secret tumblr blog*

*sweats nervously*

*erases all firework and unconditionally performances at award/tv shows*

hey guys katy perry is actually pretty nice live check it out

katyzzzzzz asks: You r amazing and the blog is flawless 😂😂

thank you xx!!! (I woke up like dis)